You Put the Clown Where??

Picked up my room key
Envelope said “MWR” (Morale Welfare and Recreation Director – my sponsor)
Then, just “– Clown”
No “Mr. Selter,”
No “Jed Selter”…
Just “Clown”
Nuttin’ else
But, there was a private corridor door to the room
Sign on it read “Visitors State Rooms”
(I’m getting impressed now)

And then my room plaque read
“Little Pigeon Creek Cabin”
(Three adjacent rooms labeled with much more regal names)

Why would you put the “Clown” in
“Little Pigeon Creek”?
Humph!
Actually, I was honored